A Happy Penguin

Despite I have a "Swallow" in my middle name, lately I have started to feel like I look like a penguin especially after a big meal, haha!! A colleague yesterday commented I look strong compared to other women. Well, I took it positively, and believed he meant I don't look weak. However, if I were to flip and read the other side of the coin, he might have probably implied I am FAT! HaHa .. whatever .. as long as I am healthy and happy ;-)

Simple

Answer: Bad Breath haha ...

Even Smurf Will Laugh At This!

Below story was adapted from a comic strip that I recently read.

The mechanic knocked on the door and called out: Mr. Thornnapple

Mr Thornapple: Yes, coming!

Mr Thornapple: Is my car ready?

Mechanic: Yup.

Mr Thornapple: We've made it just like new for you, as you requested!

Mr Thornapple: WONDERFUL! You were able to fix that knocking in the engine and the squeak in the brakes and that thumping noise in the suspension??

Mechanic: No, I'm sorry. But we weren't able to repair any of those things.

Mr Thornapple looked puzzle: Then how did you make it just like new?

Mechanic smiled: We have turned back your odometer!