Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Ever Wonder Why?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Adapted from forwarded e-mail.


soleil said...

I've seen that before. Great questions!

Pancake Queen said...

I love those questions, esp. the mascara, haha!!

the lazy turtle said...

Haha, true true.. But I've learned to master the 'mascara look' now. No more open mouths. Haha.

Ps. thanks for dropping by my blog :)

Pancake Queen said...

Guess what! I did notice from TV lately that almost all women open their mouth when they put their mascara on - better accuracy to not miss a single lash (?) hahaha!

Merry X'mas & Happy Holidays!