Saturday, November 03, 2007

Missing Teddy Monster Report

Exactly 11 years ago today ie. 3rd November 1996 22:45, I received this interesting e-mail from DL.

Reward Offer

Last seen two weeks ago, Teddy Monster was last seen near the Brunei International Airport.

Since that day, there has been no traces of this Monster, even though some rumour indicating sighting near Singapore. There were also traces of Monster aspiration for U Education in Australia ... This bear is also known as YoYo or J, depending the particular mood of day.

If your assistance can lead to the successful re-capture of Teddy Monster ALIVE, you will be flown (full expense paid) to Cyber Zoo.

Write back if interested.

DL, Chief Teddy Monster Detective

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