Uniqlo

Teacher: Repeat after me. Repeat after my every word. This is an apple.

Students: This is an apple. 

Teacher: Good. Now, that is a chair. 

Students: That is a chair. 

Teacher's mobile phone rang. 

Teacher: Hang on a minute, let me get the phone. 

Students: Hang on a minute, let me get the phone. 

Bubblegum

One morning in late December last year when I was ready for work, I overheard this conversation between my father and his so-called-friend (our new neighbour few doors away, who seems to me is very "Bubblegum")!

Anyway, ...

Papa (pointed at my grandparents' wedding portrait): This is my parents' wedding portrait.

Papa's Friend: Oh, you still keep them. 

Papa: Yes, of course. I want my children and grandchildren to know who are their ancestors. We are Baba descendants, and do you notice the details of my mother's wedding gown in the other portrait - that's Baba Nyonya culture. 

Papa's Friend: Oh, ok. Many children in the other picture. Hey, which one is you? 

Papa (a bit annoyed): I told you, this is my parents' wedding portrait. How can I be in it when I wasn't even born!!! 

Papa's Friend: Oh yeah, sorry sorry sorry. Btw, you looked handsome in your wedding picture. 

Papa: How did you know? My wife has never kept our wedding pictures in the living room. 

Papa's Friend (pointed to my grandparents' wedding portrait which my father shown him just a few minutes ago): Isn't this you? 

Hahaha ... before my father started to raise his voice, I've decided to eat my breakfast quicker because I didn't (and don't) think I would have any answer for my father's friend who might ask me: Err, which one is you in your grandparents' wedding portrait! 

LOL. 

Ever Wonder Why?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? 
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? 
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? 
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? 
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Adapted from forwarded e-mail.

Stomachtop

Patience

My Elf Name

My Elf Name Is ..

Pixie Mc Mini (HaHa, what an AWESOME nick) ..

What's Your Elf Name?

Generation Gap

Just speed-dial, haha!!

How Will I Look Like In Cartoon

 If Pancakeism were to be given a role in Simpson, this will be how I look like (haha):

Cake: Keep Or Eat?

Nancy's expressions and responses are always such exaggerating, haha!

One Big Happy Laugh Guarantee

Laughter Is The Greatest Medicine

This Woman Is Funny

Note the italic statements.

In a chat with British Vogue, the permanently stiletto-clad Victoria Beckham aka Posh Spice with her size triple-zero body said: "I would never put my health at risk. Obviously working out is important. I have joined a gym, but I can't bring myself to start. What do you wear on the running machine? I can't bring myself to wear flat shoes."

Aim High

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